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THIS HAS OVER 40,000 NOTES AND WITHIN FIFTEEN MINUTES I FOUND THIS IN MY MESSAGES:
“and then i saw him walk across the room. he got very close to me and whispered “back that sass up”“
12 minutes
“Oh not. Not another fire bender!” I said to myself. But then he came up behind me and grabbed my ass. So he’s cool now I guess
288,250 notesHALF AN HOUR AT MOST
“Its okay,” he said leaning his walking stuck against the wall and removing the young man’s glasses “ let me frost your roll” matt the blind cinnamon roll blushes as his core softened for his new lover.Impress me
surprise me
80,000 NOTES AND I GOT ONE!
“
He descended upon me, that pink archangel, with those pink and ripe nipples. “
“ he descended upon
me that pink archangel with
those pink and ripe nipples
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GUYS PLEASE
I GOT TWO!!
“ And there. In the ground of the dead planet in the forgotten timeline. There grew vgetables.”
“mr sandwich lay on the bed with hid hands bound by ropes while spaghetti looking down at him. spaghetti cracked the whip. “very good mr sub” he said.“
PLEASE SEND ME SOMETHING
ANYTHING
CHEER ME UP PLEASE GOD
If I lived by the sea I would never be really sad. I get an immense sense of eternity and peace from the ocean. I can lose myself in staring at it hour after hour.
Sylvia Plath
Waitress says “say when” while grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors.
Parme-geddon
*gets shit done, but not the shit I actually need to get done*
Seamonster Scribbles 