Author: adrewsea

punkfaery:

paul hollywood on bakeoff: now, i can see you’ve had a little trouble with your genoise sponge, haven’t you? the egg whites haven’t been whipped for quite long enough, and it’s lost some of that delicate, airy consistency, which means that your 10,000 spun sugar decorations haven’t got the solid foundation that they really need to support the handcrafted marzipan statue of the virgin mary that you’ve painted with edible gold leaf

me, shoving handfuls of reheated takeout pizza into my gaping maw: a rookie mistake

deansass:

deansass:

YOUR DRAGON NAME

• last two letters of your first name
• middle two letters of your last name
• first two letters of your mother’s name
• last letter of your father’s name

mine would be Urlelan. Reblog and tag this with yours!

I love this because half of the people are getting amazing, fantasy names and the other half are getting unpronounceable ones. 

Elamden is mine. Ewamjan is my husbands. Elreden would have been mine with my maiden name.

monsterlets:

just-shower-thoughts:

A vanilla soy latte is a type of 3-bean soup.

djpaulyd:

being a movie snob is the worst thing possible like im sorry you need neon lights and 3 minute silent staring contest scenes to get your balls to drop. watch legally blonde for some real art

helloidkhowtodraw:

Everyone, and I mean everyone who reblogs this before Nov. 5 will get a doodle based off of their blog URL

I’ve seen a lot of these and I want to try it for myself!!

Alone but surrounded by people. My fav.

Trying to get used to my new hair 🙈🍓🍊