when i find myself with loads of homework
mother mary comes to me
speaking words of wisdom
“watch tv”
choose carefully: the red pill or the blue pill
Either way, you’re not leaving the couch for sixteen hours.
why isn’t there a “listen i’m about to marathon this entire series in one day so you can stop playing the theme song and recapping for me” button on netflix and hulu
i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
The pen is mightier than the penis
Holy
FuckI am honestly reblogging this for the comments only.
one thing I will never understand is how normal people are unaffected by movies or books I mean when they watch a movie or finish a book they say “well that was a good movie/book” and they move on while I have an existentional crisis and question the whole universe
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