me when i’m driving and i pass a car: jesus fucking christ finALLY the speed limit on this road is forty-goddamn-five wake the fuck up and drive you are a hazard why hasn’t your license revoked i s2g
me when i’m driving and a car passes me: whoa there friend we are all merely travelers on the road of life plz take a deep breath it’s not a race and you’re not on fire it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop